"That's Jon Stewart? The famous Jon Stewart?" Tucker Carlson ranted on his program after showing viewers an image of Jon Stewart with a beard. Carlson added that his "disheveled" nemesis looked more like "a homeless mental patient." The bowtie lover then started attacking "The Daily Show" host's height, opining he was "too short to date."

Is it even worth pointing out that Stewart has been married for 20 years (via Distractify)?

Meanwhile, at one point Carlson also claimed that the man who once challenged him on "Crossfire" reminded him of "a guy who lives in the men's room at your public library, eating imaginary insects out of the air" (via Yahoo!).

Not surprisingly, Twitter promptly pounced on Carlson's seemingly-misdirected and unprofessional attack.