Nope. Stonestreet took to Twitter to clear up the false report, writing, "I wish people would stop spreading rumors that Charlize Theron and I are dating. Its starting to make Halle Berry jealous."

"That is the definition of our town," he quipped Sunday to Ryan Seacrest. "That I am rumored to be dating Charlize Theron!"

The actor's rep also told People he "has only met Charlize twice" and there "is nothing romantic going on between them."

And that's that.