Stanislaus Pilgrin: (voicing his thoughts) The simple closing of a door has brought me to the guillotine.

Dr. Michele 'Mischa' Wolf: Don't grovel. If I have to remember you at all I want to remember Stan the actor, the cynic, the complete bastard.

Stanislaus Pilgrin: If there is no God, no devil, no heaven, no hell, and no immortality, then anything is permissible.